The libertarian manifesto according to tumblr libertarians
1. You can’t be a libertarian and support social conservatism in your personal life. Statism does not only involve the state, silly neocon. Statism means you believe in judging people, unless of course you are judging people for being Christian, Caucasian, Male, etc.
2. When Banksy defaces property it’s hip so it’s okay. We care about property rights until it gets in the way of cool stuff. (Duh)
3. We believe in non aggression except when it comes to destroying Israel. You are not allowed as a libertarian to support the Jewish people and their right to live in their ancestral home. Supporting them is the same thing as condoning what their government does. We are entirely pro immigration except when it comes to the Jews. They can gtfo.
4.Banks are evil! Fear the new world order! Don’t let the Jews erhm I mean bankers take over the world! We love conspiracy theories (or as we like to call them the truth, lol wake up sheeple you are all so beneath us), unless they say anything bad about feminism and other leftist philosophies/ heroes of course.
5. You can’t ever agree with Glen Beck or anyone who ever worked at Fox. But stephen Colbert and Jon Stewart are hilarious beacons of truth.
6. We don’t like government intervention, except when it advances cultural Marxism of course.
7. Marx <3